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R.J.
Dear Mr Schneider,
I have been a fan of yours since… well… since as far as I can remember!! have all of your movies & am looking forward to purchasing Registered Offender. I love your work so much so that I have now introduced my 12 year old son to you aswell.
I was so excited that you released concert tour dates for AUSTRALIA! So excited that I think just a wee little bit of pee came out.. ok, so Im joking about the pee, but you can see how excited I was – ok?!?
BUT…!! I now have a MAJOR beef with you Mister!!! WTF is this about you not releasing any tour dates for Adelaide South Australia?? You’ve decided to attend all the OTHER states, but not my big beautiful & Rob Schneider Loving state?? Do we smell?? Coz I know I had a shower this morning! Don’t we pay enough $$ for your tickets?? I’d pay, for you – anything
But PLEASE don’t make me have to ask my stoopid arse suckface sister in law to watch my kids so I can be over charged for a 36 hour return bus ticket trip from Adelaide to Melbourne, THEN have to find accommodation & seeing as tho I don’t know anyone worth asking to sleep on their lounge room floor – I’d have to pay for accommodation at some cheesy 2 bit 2 dolla filthy cockroach ridden poor excuse for a hotel that hasn’t cleaned their mattresses & sheets in years… (I think I just threw up in my mouth at the thought)…
Insert Jingle for ‘how much is that puppy in the window’ song: Oh Rob Schneider PLEASE come to Adelaide, South Australia South Australia, Dear Rob wont you come to South Australia Dear Rob? Coz if u did, that would be just bloody fantastic & good Mr Schneider Mr Schneider Mr Schneider That would be bloody fantastic Mr Schneider Mr Schneider it would…