My New Site
Hello Everyone,
Thank you for stopping by my new site. I will be updating you on current events, new releases, the Comedy Tour and of course will also be answering questions in the forum here. Please take a second to follow me on twitter.
Hello Rob,
you have a nice homepage ….
You are a very good actor and great comedian .
I saw most of your films and all of them are sooooo… funny .
I send you greetings from Germany – Berlin ……
I want to know, if you come on tour to europe or Germany …
We love you in Germany !
I look forward to hear from you soon …
Best wishes !!!
Princess D. 1973
rob!!… hey!. i just love you!!.. i cant believe that ur the guy from the hotel in home alone!!. haha… ur so good at ur work!.. i really do think that!.. and.. well.. all those.. louzy roles… are pretty good!!… i cant help myself.. you always make my day!!..
so.. just so u know.. there’s a huge fan of yours here in mexico!!..
hey… one question… hope ull answer someday…
were you.. i mean.. are you a boy scout?.. (once a boy scout always a boy scout =D)
cuz im in scouts.. just asking… it will be great to know that someone like u were like me… only a boy hehe.. not a girl…
im 18.. in mexico.. and a HUGE fan of u!!.. keep as good and nice as you are!!..
Love you!…
Maria Elena!
Rob, I just found your site after stumbling across your twitter. I hope you actively tweet more than just show dates, because I think your funny as shit!
-John
Hello Rob,
I have watched all of your movies and the country music video you did with Neal McCoy {Billy’s Got his Beer Goggles On} I loved the video It was very funny. You are a very talented actor. I hope you will be doing more things in the future. I saw that you started a foundation for teaching middle and high school kids music I think that is wonderful. I have a 12 year old son that was born with a very rare syndrome he has lots of difficulties and medical problems but he has an amazing ear for music. He actually taught himself to play “Old Macdonald Had a Farm” in 30 minutes on his keyboard. Anyhow, Keep up the good work and we love you down here in the south.
Gina
Hi Rob,
I just wanted to tell you that we had a blast at your stand up in Fort Lauderdale last night! It was also very nice to see how nice and receptive you were to your fans after the show (I’m the girl from Paraguay who took a picture with you). We are looking forward to your new movies.
All the best,
Nancy.
Hello ,
I enjoyed meeting and seeing you perform last night in fort lauderdale. You did a fantastic job and you are very talented. I am a huge fan of your work and I love how you give back to your fans and took time to meet some after the show. Thanks again and I hope to see your show again sometime.
love,
nicole
I was the guy sitting in the front with the Pancit comment in Nashville last night. Your improv skills were clearly in evidence as playing off the crowd seemed nearly effortless for you. The “Tiger Christmas” opening was hilarious as well. Alot of great stuff last night–I busted out loud with laughter when you dropped the “C” word, but you might want to consider not dwelling on it too long. Agree 100% that is one of the last power words in our language but it is so powerful that you’re almost guaranteed to hack off the female audience members. Wish I could have shown you the “Station Inn” last night as the Time Jumpers appear on Mondays–you’d have dug it.
Rob, I just wanted you to know, you made our night this last Tuesday at Zanie’s! My sister was the drunk divorcee’. She’s worried that she seemed like a “heckler”….I assured her you were cool with it. You said a few words to my oldest son on the phone, He was so stunned, he said he wished he would have said something back. Anyway, we had the best time, we have all always been big fans of yours. My husband slipped you a movie idea, I told him not to, but the more I think about it…. I have thought of a revision to his plan, industrial hemp oil, you know, to make it a little more socially acceptable and with the times. Maybe if you want to give us info on the proper avenues, so it is not “unsolicited” or whatever, up to you. But I think there is alot you can do with that. Take it easy, don’t work too hard. I know you will anyway!
Hi Rob,
Wikipedia is not giving a good impression of you. But, don’t you worry I am your fan and the brazilians love your movies… when are you gonna come to Brazil?
Wish you more and more Sucess!
Все фильмы заряжены позитивом. Отличная актерская игра и хороший юмор. Удачи во всем тебе Rob!
From Russia with love
Dude that guy in Extract looks like you, I thought it was you in a little fat suit!
Rob, are you really cancelling your show in Chicago at the Vic? My daughter is a huge fan. We will have to go to Minnesota to see you if so. We also had tickets to see Michael Jacson in London. Please dont be the second one to let us down.
Dear Rob,
I’ve been trying to look for a way to get in touch with you! I’m Dianne from Manila, and we’re working on a project that I think you might be interested in. Hope to hear from you soon!
Maraming salamat!
Dianne from the Philippines
We are heading to Minnesota Eh! Can’t wait to see you. Hope we see a moose!
Hey Rob,
I am a big fan of all your movies! The latest “Big Stan” was hilarious! Will be at your show this evening in Burnsville and looking forward to it!
Nam
Great show tonight in Burnsville! It was tough seeing my friend cry. We really wanted to meet you afterwards for an autograph. He said, “He’s my favorite comedian of all time!” All-time?! I mean, you were on SNL when it was the best, IMHO. All-time favorite though? Please come back in the future. We really enjoyed your comedian. Please keep writing and directing. Big Stan was awesome and the world needs good comedy movies.
Thank you.
I’m going to see you in Denver on the 22nd for my first stand up show! I can’t wait to see you live and hopefully get to meet you and get a picture! You’re the best man!
Rob, I could have sworn I saw you in Pasadena, at a coffee shop about a month back. My boyfriend and I were stopped at a light, I looked over and saw you sitting with someone, you guys had your dogs (She had a beautiful pit bull).. I came really close to rolling down the window and yelling..
“Rob. Drinkin’ Coffeehhh!”
But then I feared you would walk over and punch me in the face.. So I fought back the urge.
Thank you for the article. I liked it. You have a very nice blog.
Rob, I am your biggest fan ever. I love you with all my heart. You mean the world to me.
I recently saw your show in Burnsville, and you were the most beautiful, amazing, perfect man I have ever seen in my life. You made a stupid face before the show started, and you were looking right at me (I was the short blond girl holding the pink poster…lol
. I love you so much it scares me sometimes…. I write poetry about you all the time. You amaze me and inspire me so much. I have all 6 of your major movies (Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo, The Benchwarmers, and Big Stan), and I HAVE to watch you before I go to bed every night or else I will cry…lolololol…..
After your show was over (in Burnsville), I ran up to the stage, and you looked at me. I said, “I love you so much.” And then you left. I’m sad to say, that not even 2 seconds after you walked away, I missed you already.
You probably think I’m weird because I love you so much and I’m only 16 and a half, but I love you SO MUCH!! I love you more than anyone else in the entire universe ever could. I love you to the moon and back. No, to Pluto and back. That’s how much I love you.
I promise, I will always be your biggest fan, no matter what kind of stupid things people say about you. I love you forever.
-Iris <3
HI ROB.I’M VERY HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE YOUR WEB PAGE BECAUSE I CAN KNOW ABOUT YOU. I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR JOB,YOU ARE FUNNY AND KIND.I SAW SOME OF YOUR MOVIES AND THAT MOST I LIKE WERE:DOUCE BIGALOW AND BIG STAN BUT I HAVEN’T FINISHED SEEING ALL YOUR MOVIES YET.FINALLY, I HOPE THAT YOU READ MY MESSAGE.THE NEXT WEEK I´M GOING TO TAKE ACTING CLASSES BECAUSE I LOVE ACTING.ONE DAY I’M GOING TO BE AN ACTRESS OF HOLLYWOOD AND I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU.
I`M FROM LIMA-PERÚ,18
Mr. Schneider,
I am your biggest fan. I am looking forward to seeing you in Edmonton on March 6th. I own every single one of your movies, and I watch them all at least once a month. And every chance I get (especially halloween) I dress up as one of your characters.
I have organized a group of friends to come and watch you on the 6th, but I am your biggest die hard fan!!! I will even wear a shirt to your show with your face on it I had made to show how much you are my hero.
I hope to hear from you, and if not I look forward to seeing you perform live in Edmonton. I am so glad I found your site:)
Yours in comedy,
Sean Vesak
Hey Rob,
Long time follower of your work and I would love the opportunity to speak to you about a pilot for a new comedy series I just finished. I think it’s hysterical and has great dark comedy. I believe you are the perfect character to play the lead role. I understand if you don’t reply as you probably get this kind of stuff all the time but I would love to get your reply. I’m in San Francisco and would fly ANYWHERE to meet with you to discuss the project. I hope to speak with you soon.
Best,
Eric Fischler
kumusta rob! it looks like you’ll be at the tempe improv end of february. i’m a correspondent for the filipino-american journal in phoenix and would love to interview you before or after the show. please let me know if this is possible. maraming salamat, rochelle
Great blog! Looking forward to receiving new posts!
I usually dont write to blogs but i enjoyed your site and would like to say it. Best wishes. Peter
rob i loved u in the movie big stan man i sit back and watch that and just laugh u are one the the best actors out there and i am a movie fanatic lol keep doing what ur doing making people laugh we all need a lil laughter in our life take care and much success
Hi Rob! I just found out that you were on Twitter. You should follow me @jaded27. I love your movies! I’m hoping to catch your stand up show when you come to Ohio. I think you are hilarious! I’m curious, you’ve played so many great characters, which has been your favorite so far?
I love knowing that your coming to Edmonton! Pretty crazy that’s the only place in Canada your going to but I can’t complain. Bought my tickets a couple days ago and HOPEFULLY you’d be willing to take a picture with me. Check out my site so you know who I am. I am sure the show will be great. Have fun on tour.
Hello Everyone,
Thank you for stopping by my new site…..
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Just got back from your show in Rancho Cordova, you and all the comics tonight were great! Hope you come back around soon and thanks for the picture and signing a bunch of swag for the mass of people there!
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Rob,I was watching Northwest Hunter today(which gives you some insight into the excitement that is my life)and saw you participating in the handicapped kids show.I was very impressed & moved that a celebrity of your stature with many other things to do took the time to make those kids day.You could see the genuine elation on their faces. you are obviosly a man of substantial character.Take care Dr Jeff Brown
Вы ошибаетесь. Могу отстоять свою позицию. Пишите мне в PM….
Please take a second to follow me on twitter…..
This time is one moment for to find good things, how your site, that to bring great news for all.
ROB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friend Lindsay and I saw you at Whole Foods Market in Campbell, CA….remember we came and mobbed you with fan love??? Okay we maintained composure, but the whole store was jealous…now we are gonna try and make the trek to see you at Cache Creek- because we think you are FABULOUS!!! Rob, San Jose loves you, Im suprised you wont be at improv there. Either way my pal and hubby and I will come out so you can make us pee our pants a little. See you there and thanks for the autograph you gave out so kindly! Go Rob!!! Yea!!
p.s your the best dolphin imitator on the planet! Its one of my favorite moves when I get all hyper !!
Конечно Вы правы. В этом что-то есть и это отличная мысль. Я Вас поддерживаю….
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Hey Rob
Saw you last night in WV and you were freakin awesome. I hope you come back here again soon.
Hi Rob,
I just wanted to tell you that you’re my favourite actor.
I love your funny movies, you made so many of my evenings,
thank you!
Hope you will someday come to germany
Yours,
Silvia
Hi Rob
i love ur website now i can be in updated with ur stuff .im from south america but live in canada,you should
tour in toronto soon so i can get the chance to meet u in person since im a huuuuuge fan
love ur movies
muaaa xoxoxo from ur #1 fan
Rob,
Hello,
My name is Tony Rohatch I recently found out about your fundraiser for the music program in Pacifica. I think it is awesome! I spent my early childhood in Pacifica attending Pedro Valley and Cabrillo Elementary Schools. I was fortunate enough to take part in the music programs they offered in the early eighty’s and know the significance it has to shape and mold young children. I would absolutely love to be a part of the benefit and here is how I can help.
My company, Mancave Memorabilia, offers high quality sports and entertainment memorabilia for sale, but more importantly, for auctions. I have done many auctions on the peninsula helping Schools, and a variety of charities benefiting, Cancer, Sports Programs, the US Military and Haiti Relief. I also have recently done some work for The San Francisco Giants in particular for another Pacifican in the Ticket office who i think you are friends with! When I created my company my vision was to be a difference maker and help awesome causes like yours! Here is how my auctions services work:
My services are absolutely free. All Items are on a consignment basis and whatever does not sell we simply take back. I will be in attendance to set up the display of items and stay through auctions end to help answer any questions people may have about my memorabilia. All of my memorabilia has very low starting bids, items are marked down anywhere from 25% to 75%. With the minimum bid I donate $25 dollars automatically to the music program, anything above the starting bid goes directly to the fundraiser as well!!!!!
Here is an example:
Tim Lincecum autographed framed and Matted 16×20 photo
(Retail Value $550.00)
Starting Bid $ 175.00
Items sells at $600.00
Your fundraiser would get $450.00 for that Item!!
All Items come with a Certificate of Authenticity from the most reputable memorabilia company’s on the market. I will also donate two items to be raffled or auctioned off at the event.
I invite you to take a look at my web site, http://www.mancavememorabilia.net. I have an office located in Burlingame and would love to set up a meeting to discuss this further!!
Absolutely- brokers should be protecting their brands now more than ever. Protect your own brand and build your own online presence. Become the brand of choice and continue to grow that presence.
Hey Rob!
My Mom and I just saw you at the Comedy Zone in Harrisburg Pa. It was a long trip for us , but well worth it! We had an AWESOME time! You are so funny!!! We were so surprised when they said “Rob would like to meet you.” Thank you so much for taking the time to do that. We were so happy to meet you, you’re a really nice guy and very talented. We wish you the best and Hope to see you again soon! Love Ya!
Karen & Mom Kovats
Hey Rob,
Just hope you post all your dates! Hope to buy tickets to see ya!
First your work is great!
Hope you keep everyone informed w/ city/date regarding your tour… I live in a “smaller” city w/ “bigger” issues… apparently in order to make your city known, you must be on CNN or some National News… Whatever happened to: “city known for the best pie ever” … Lol
- Andi
Hi Rob,
I’m so excited to be going to see you perform in Vicar Street,Dublin city centre ,Ireland, tonight 02/07/10. I love the films you have been in but just looked at your past work and cannont believe the long list especially behind the scene’s as a co-producer.Keep up the great work. Have a great stay in Dublin and drink loads of Guinness!
love ya
Naomi x
Hey
Just wanted to say a huge “Thank You” for coming to our little city in northern Canada again. We missed your last show and my hubby was pretty upset. I was able to get tix to your late show on Jan 21st (our anniversary even!) And we were both really impressed, not only with your comedy but with how you responded to so many fans afterwards. You made it look like you were there to talk to each person individually rather then handling a mob of strangers who were there for you.
You made our anniversary so much more special by taking the time to talk to us, asking questions, signing the shirt we bought and asking if we had a camera so we could have our picture taken with you.
You really are a gentleman.
Much Appreciation!
Melissa
Rob:
Thanks for a very entertaining evening in Kansas City. I’m sure you couldn’t rip the Mittster like you would in Chicago, LA or New York, BUT i would have loved to have seen him called out a bit more for his, dare i say, LIES! Hometown crowd here is pretty red-neck, so you were safe with the jokes.
Your wife is lovely and I wish much happiness for both of you and the new baby. Lucky kid.
It was a fun evening and hope to see you again in a new TV show or movie. You are one funny guy.
Thanks for giving an “older” lady quite a few laughs.
Best of luck in all your endeavors.
Pat