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Rob on CBS

January 15th, 2012

“Rob” is a comedy starring Rob Schneider as a lifelong bachelor who just married into a tight-knit Mexican-American family. Rob is a successful landscape architect who, after a whirlwind romance, marries Maggie, a beautiful, smart book translator, who is way out of his league. After eloping in Las Vegas, Maggie and Rob must break the news to her overprotective, judgmental parents, Rosa and Fernando, that they are married. Shocked by news that they’ve eloped, the family remains skeptical of Maggie’s choice for a husband, with the exception of her uncle Hector, the black sheep of the family, who immediately declares himself Rob’s best friend. Rob hopes he will one day win over his new in-laws, aunts, uncles and Maggie’s Abuelita, and live happily ever after with his one true love, Maggie.

Cancer Benefit

July 21st, 2010

RJC Benefit, click here for flier/info.

Saturday August 7, 2010 INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN COMEDIAN COMING TO ROCHESTER FOR CANCER BENEFIT

Rob Schneider to give exclusive performance to honor a Greece mother who lost her battle with non-smoker’s lung cancer Rochester, NY – Internationally known comedian Rob Schneider, widely known for his roles in Deuce Bigalow and The Benchwarmers, and starring in the just-released movie Grown-ups, will be in Rochester on August 7th for a one-night-only show to honor the memory of Renee Julian Cattron, a 41 year-old Greece wife and mother who lost her battle with non-smoker’s lung cancer last June.

Renee’s emotional and courageous fight was documented and widely followed online at www.caringbridge.org/visit/reneecattron/ Mr. Schneider, who is a family friend, has generously offered to donate his proceeds from the event to the Renee Julian Cattron Memorial Fund, which benefits Renee’s young sons Carter and Evan, as well as to the Lung Cancer Alliance to improve research for early detection. It promises to be a night full of fun and laughter – two of Renee’s most favorite things. “Lung cancer kills more women than any other cancer and nobody knows why,” said Valorie Hernandez, Renee’s sister. “That is why my sister Lorraine and I organized this comedy benefit, to bring awareness about the disease. We are so grateful that Rob has donated his time for this great event, which we know Renee would have loved.” Raising money to improve lung cancer research and early detection is critically important.

According to the Lung Cancer Alliance, as many as 160,000 mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, husbands, wives, aunts, uncles and friends will be lost this year alone. Approximately 29,000 of those who succumb to this disease have never smoked, and perhaps most troubling is that only 16% of new cases are diagnosed at an early stage when effective treatment is still possible.

This special event with Rob Schneider will be held at the Nazareth Arts Center Callahan Theatre. Doors will open at 7:00 p.m. for a cash bar cocktail hour, and the show will begin at 8 p.m. with local comedian Jamie Lissow. Tickets can be purchased at all local Wegmans beginning June 11th for $30, $40 or $50. A catered VIP event for up to 60 guests to meet Mr. Schneider will be held after the show for those who make an additional $50 donation. For more information, or to find out how else you can help, please contact Valorie Hernandez at
(585) 509-1920 or e-mail her at valorie.hernandez@yahoo.com

Pre-Order to get Autographed Digipak

July 7th, 2010


Pre-Order the upcoming release, Registered Offender by Rob Schneider and receive a limited* autographed digipak with purchase! click here.

JUST RELEASED – NEW COMEDY ALBUM

June 22nd, 2010

Registered Offender

New Comedy Album!

My first comedy album is finally out! please pick it up and let me know what you think!

Registered

Graduation Speech:

Registered Offender Track Listings

June 21st, 2010

Registered Offender

Track Listing

1. What I Want

2. Iraq Love

3. Yoko and Julian

4. She’s Gonna Come

5. Swain The Legend

6. Virtual Kidnappers

7. Car Wash

8. The Perfect S***

9. Agent For Porn Stars

10. Sex Offenders

11. The Liar Corp

12. Welcome To The Jungle

13. Sea Of J***

14. Mom and Dad Party

15. Graduation Speech

16. Bonus Outro